Stealth Bastard Deluxe
Aug 26, 2014 12 years ago
Stealth games are awesome. Hiding from The Man, skulking in shadows, the thrill of infiltration. But why do they have to be so... slow? That was the question that spawned Stealth Bastard, the fast-paced, nail-biting antidote to tippy-toed sneaking simulators that the world had so desperately been craving. Armed with only your wits and a pair of top of the range Stealthing Goggles, it’s your job to sneak your way through a deadly facility that’s determined to extinguish your fragile little life. With no weapons and no armour, being seen means instant death. Stay out of the light to avoid the attention of deadly security robots! Leap like a lusty salmon to avoid those zap-happy lasers! Think fast as the walls close in around you! Only the fastest and sneakiest will make it to the exit without being mangled by the facility’s security systems. Will you be among them?
What it’s like
Stealth Bastard Deluxe is a high-octane antidote to traditional, slow-paced espionage titles, reimagining stealth as a frantic, twitch-based puzzle-platforming challenge. You navigate a hostile, sci-fi facility using only speed, timing, and clever use of shadows to evade lethal security drones and laser grids. The experience is defined by its relentless momentum; there is no combat, only evasion, where being spotted results in immediate, often humorous death. The tone is irreverent and self-aware, leaning heavily into parody with fourth-wall-breaking humor and a satirical take on corporate espionage tropes. Structurally, the game offers a series of tightly designed levels that demand quick thinking and precise execution. While the narrative is minimal and serves primarily as a vehicle for the gameplay, the writing provides constant comedic relief through in-game emails and environmental jokes. The core loop revolves around mastering movement mechanics to solve spatial puzzles under pressure, creating a satisfying rhythm of tension and release.
Strong in Gameplay / MechanicsPacingAtmosphere / MoodDifficulty / ChallengePolish / PerformanceProgression / Replayability
Keep in mind The game lacks a deep narrative or character development, which may disappoint players seeking emotional engagement. Additionally, the extreme difficulty and instant-death mechanics can be frustrating for those who prefer forgiving experiences or slower-paced exploration.
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Releases
| Platform | Region | Type | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| PC (Microsoft Windows) | Worldwide | Full release | Nov 28, 201214 years ago |
| Linux | Worldwide | Full release | Apr 30, 201313 years ago |
| Mac | Worldwide | Full release | Apr 30, 201313 years ago |
| Android | Worldwide | Full release | Jun 18, 201313 years ago |
| PlayStation 3 | Worldwide | Full release | Jul 23, 201313 years ago |
| iOS | Worldwide | Full release | Nov 14, 201313 years ago |
| PlayStation Vita | Worldwide | Full release | Aug 26, 201412 years ago |
